Saturday, November 26, 2005

Introduction 101


Welcome to the SS Samson, you're about to aboard a shipwreck, which still continues to linger somewhere in the Pacific.

All rules of grammar, common sense, sanity and normality will be thrown down the porthole of verbosity.

I'm still unsure what SS stands for, but the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced, it has to be 'Sinking Ship'. I'm glad ship namers have been so considerate, to decide the fate of their vessel at it's christening or jewishing or hinduishing or muslimming.

Please feel free to comment, rip, snip, plagiarize & report to incompetent or competent authorities any parts of this blog. Any ensuing debates will be done till someones death. Unless you bribe me with a dessert I haven't tried yet.

Also, any requests for critiques, comments & / or sarcastic vitriol on any person or event, living, dying or extinct, is welcome and will be honored. In American, British or a kitsche of different english variants.

I hope you enjoy your stint on board this sinking cruise liner, or you can claim your free brunch at the restaurant at the end of universe, or bandra, whichever is nearer.

S a m

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